asmartkid:

where do the lies end

asmartkid:

where do the lies end

“College: where you’re not sure whether you’re more scared to check blackboard or your bank account.”
-seen this on twitter today and the accuracy hurts (via piiissssss)

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

inexplicably-omnipresent:

thatstheriddle:

introspection-luck-and-talent:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Teaches History

I reblog this for the anon who once sent me an ask telling me there was no such thing as a history fandom on tumblr.

Hi-hi-historical jokes.

I like all history jokes except for the civil war ones

I general lee don’t find those funny

hom0kage:

I may move on from series but I never forget favorite characters

never

nothiings:

sit up straight then reblog this so your followers sit properly too you’re welcome

  • breaks into your room: ITS ALMOST OCTOBER
  • rips open blinds: SMELL THE PUMPKINS
  • pulls you out of bed: LOOK AT THE LEAVES
  • leans in really close: 
  •  feel the spoopy
  • grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

    grimelords:

    this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

    nymphdomi:

    andy065:

    Fuck your house.

    OMG I’m dying

    sniffing:

    complaining is one of the few things im good at